Don’t think I’ve ever done this but the good folks over at Flickchart.com posted one. He’s only seen about 2,600 movies. I’m old. I’ve seen almost 9,000. So here’s the bottom ten, with limited comment.

10. Toad Road. A mislabeled horror movie .

9. The Worst Horror Movie Ever Made . By Bill Zebub. Maybe right.

8. Birdemic 2: The Resurrection. Yes, even worse than Birdemic 1!

7. Hate Crime. 75 minutes I’ll never get back and do not remember.

6. A Town Called Panic . Bad stop-motion animation with no discernible point.

5. Roger & Me. If you know, you know

4. Ben & Arthur. Perhaps the worst excuse for a LGBTQAALSMFTETC movie ever made.

3. Guinea Pig: The Flowers of Flesh and Blood. Believe it or not there’s a whole SLEW of these, but this is the worst of the quite bad bunch.

2. Sadomaster. Italian. That’s the BEST thing about it. No other redeeming qualities.

1. Amateur Porn Star Killer Remember, I’ve watched so you don’t have to.