Is it too early

for me to start missing the classroom? Driving hasn’t been – smooth. Six trips today and I averaged un $6 each. The extra $0.55 per trip from Lyft doesn’t make much of a difference. And Uber still hasn’t fixed the snafu that’s keeping me off their app. Pickups more than 10 minutes from my previous drop off does NOT make for a good day. And I’ve made the decision to return to HTHS instead of jumping to Bexley. Giving up $125 per week to be loyal and to go back to a known situation. Maybe after TWO years I’ll feel too “comfortable” and switch then. We’ll see. The plan has been to sub/drive full time until ’28 and then cut back to one day of either just for giggles. Should the current economic conditions persist that might not work out. At 66 2/3. Perhaps if I make it to ’25 two days a week will be enough.

That’s if I can gut out the crap. The soaring gas prices (doubled in the last 500 days.) The idiocy in the schools. Like this: A Missouri school district’s math assignment is mind-boggling.

The bar association is still trying to figure out how to eat itself: [S]tudies have consistently shown that LSAT performance is the single strongest predictor of academic success in law school….

Detroit is a particularly egregious case. While 72% of the city’s students are graduating from high school this year, only 8% of them are academically ready for college.

The bad news from the education industrial complex just keeps on coming.

I AM hoping I’m in a non-woke district. The local NAACP and local teachers association recently rallied for stronger school discipline policy from the Baltimore County Public Schools.  Local organizations like those are often pretty good on the issue.  It’s the inside-the-beltway, haven’t-seen-the inside-of-a-classroom-since-the-Clinton-Administration educrats who tend to do the most damage.  See The Department of Education’s Obama-Era Initiative on Racial Disparities in School Discipline:  Wrong for Students and Teachers, Wrong on the Law.  Alas, my understanding is that the Biden Administration is abandoning the Trump Administration’s approach and going back the Obama approach.

FL Principal Rants At Parents: ‘Quit Getting In Our Way’ I’m not sure you understand how this whole thing works.

In case you wondered: What Are College Students Paying For?

Jefferson is STILL right, only more-so.

In his book Notes on the State of Virginia (1785), Jefferson had scribed his ideas for public education at the elementary level. In 1817 he proposed a plan for a system of limited state public education. Public grammar schools. There would be three stages. Primary schools, which all children, regardless of their parents’ financial ability, would be able to attend for at least three years; intermediate schools, for students who excelled in primary school, as well as for children whose parents are willing and able to pay for it; and the university, for students whose parents were willing to pay.

Let’s DO this. School from K to 8. Reading, writing, math, geography, history (US and world), civics. If you do well and WANT to go further you can do four years of high school. Advanced levels of all of the foregoing, plus foreign language and science. Voluntary but paid for via public funding. Then one of the three E’s. Enrolled, employed or enlisted, for the uninitiated.

Get the kids that don’t WANNA be in school out of school. I’ve seen the results of this and it encourages increased learning opportunities by those who DO attend. My teacher friends ask what we’ll do with those who DON’T go on after Junior High.

Children Must Be Made To Work

This is NOT satire. Since the HS education is being made useless ANYWAY (A WAR ON TESTS IS A WAR ON EXCELLENCE:  “Rescuing ‘Virtue and Talents’ Amidst the War on Tests.”) let’s completely gut it. Fund the backpack, not the locker. It’s NOT getting better. There are I schools where I will not teach due to the culture of the school. It’s NOT getting better. Colleges are going to hell as well but that’s a different issue. HOW THE JACOBINS GOT CONTROL OF NORTH CAROLINA’S BIG 4 UNIVERSITIES. With an E.B. White quote I had never heard, but is increasingly topical: One need only watch totalitarians at work to see that once men gain power over other men’s minds, that power is never used sparingly or wisely, but lavishly and brutally and with unspeakable results.

And I’m done for now.

The last one

Happy Mother’s Day. Today my mother’s last grandchild (probably) graduated. No. She graduated. She’s probably the last grandchild.

Mom and dad didn’t get degrees. Dad was the youngest of eight and the only one who didn’t go. Mom started but eloped. She took a crap ton of courses to keep her teaching job but eventually the chase became too much. Two kids. The youngest earned a BA in Piano Pedagogy and a Masters in Mathematics. The eldest earned BA’s in Political Science and Public Administration, as well as a Juris Doctorate. Currently five grandkids. Two biological, three by marriage, and all quite loved. Two with Masters degrees. Three commissioned Second Lieutenant’s in the USAF.

All in all not a bad contribution to mankind

Back to school

some more aggregation.

WILL YOUR COLLEGE DEGREE BE A GOOD INVESTMENT? Probably not for at least half of those currently enrolled.

Indiana Lawsuit Against School Covid Rules Shows 99.7 Percent Of Quarantined Kids Were Healthy Only 99.7?

a short thought provoking (IMHO) read. School Choice as Occupational Choice

a VERY good series on education:

  1. The Fundamental Issue of Our Time
  2. Is There a Right to an Education?
  3. The Role of Rights in a Free Society
  4. Education and the Rights of Children and Parents
  5. The Redneck Guide to Parents’ Rights
  6. Parental Rights Defined and Defended
  7. Who Shall Educate the Children?
  8. The Redneck Guide to Children’s Rights
  9. Children’s Rights Defined and Defended
  10. There Is No “Right to an Education

OF ALL HUMANS, THE LEFT HATES KIDS THE MOST:  Data: COVID shots are killing little kids.

Why Can’t the CDC Admit There Is No Solid Evidence To Support ‘Universal Masking’ in Schools?

Increased demand and decreased supply has cause this kind of supply chain issue as well: Watch: Unhinged Substitute Teacher Berates Student For Wearing Thin Blue Line Mask

THERE’S NO RATIONAL BASIS: Illinois court strikes down state’s school mask mandate.

Randi Weingarten suggests not getting rid of masks until zero transmission in schools …. which, according to “Teh Science” is never!

There are three faculty members in the room

Myself. Mr. E who is an intervention specialist. And Ms. H who is an English teacher but this is her conference period and they admin has tasked her with filling in for the inclusion (?) teacher who is supposed to be monitoring what we used to call EMR kids but are now called something else because the R word (no – not Redskin) is now as bad as the N word. We have 16 Students. This is insane.

If it takes a tragedy so be it, but this needs to happen: “Compulsory Schooling Laws Under Scrutiny in Michigan Following Deadly Tragedy.”

Some Ohio districts have been doing this for a couple years: “Las Vegas principal says he teaches classes, cleans school as staffing shortages worsen.”

I’ve argued THIS with my brother in law before. And my current district employer is leaning into it nicely. Too bad the Obama admin curtailed much of the development in this realm: “How Ford plans to build out workforce development curriculum for Blue Oval City.” 

Because Kipling should be revisited on occasion, regardless of his problematic side: “With the Hopes That Our World Is Built on They Were Utterly Out of Touch”

Reynolds Laws. These will reappear again soon, lest you forget.

The sorry state of “state” education

Glad to be teaching where I am. The leftist faculty is limited, prone to self-identification and somewhat easily counteracted.

Having taught at a career college I’m quick to promote career education. And then there’s this: “In America, not a single Ivy League university has a Shakespeare requirement for its undergraduate literature students anymore.”

The Failure of Public Schooling in One Chart.”

I’m TRYING to help: How Teacher Shortages Are Making Public Schools Even Worse

SERIOUSLY, WHY WOULD ANYONE WANT TO TEACH IN THE GOVERNMENT SCHOOLS? “NYC sub teacher suspended for COVID origin claims, lamenting Chinese communism: ‘Racist’.”

A substitute teacher in New York City has been suspended for lamenting to a classroom of mostly Chinese-American fifth graders about the Chinese Communist Party, allegedly telling the group of mostly 10-year-olds that the coronavirus might have been developed in a Chinese lab.

And THIS is why I never bacame a full time teacher. Well. …. it’s ANOTHER reason: The Demoralization of the American Teacher

A two-fer: BUT TEACHERS WANTED TO WORK FROM HOME, AND HAD THE POWER TO MAKE IT HAPPEN: Study finds that in much of the US, virtual school did not lower COVID-19 case rates in surrounding communities.

and finally: THE BIG LIE IS STARTING TO UNRAVEL

Incentives Matter

Seeing another sea-change in the substitute teacher world and felt like sharing. I started seven years ago. Back then $100 was kind of a ceiling. A FEW schools were over that but most were either there or lower. Over the last seven it has become the floor. Heck I can make better than that doing the ride-share thing. A few small rural schools are below that but it is no longer really the norm. And keep in mind we’re in demand. It’s the rare public district which has ENOUGH subs. So we can pick and choose where we go. I work EVERY DAY somewhere. There are districts to which I will not return. There are teachers in good districts I will not pick up. And still I work every day.

How do I choose? Three elements: cash, culture and commute. I don’t travel more than about 20 minutes away. That trims quite a few central Ohio schools off my list. Cash is what it is. Those sub $100 schools only get me when I need a break from the urban setting. And then there’s culture. Faculty, staff, admin, building and student body. That’s a biggie and often over-rides cash. A few examples.

My FAVORITE school pays $100, is close to home and scores tops in culture. But that $100 won’t crack my nut on a daily basis. School B is quite similar but a few miles further away. School C pays 20% more but doesn’t quite have the culture consideration. School D is identical to C but a little further away. School E has a BEAUTIFUL new building, pays $150/day …. and the culture is absolutely toxic. There are actually two of these districts nearby. So school C & D got me a lot and A &B filled in.

And then COVID hit. School demand for subs has gone UP since teachers are occasionally quarantined and many have children who get sick, over and above the usual level of absence. And the supply of subs has gone down. Most of us are in the high-risk demographic and have quit the gig. So supply went down, demand went up and something’s gotta give. Four schools on my list have offered “Full Time Sub gigs.” Nice. Except. Same building every day. If they don’t need you they shift you to administrative duties or lower grades. And the pay stays the same. No. Just no. Two schools have upped the pay for these situations, appreciating that the ability to choose is one of the benefits of subbing and we’d be giving that up. School E is offering $200/day. STILL not going there. But school B? They get it. Offered $130/day with a bonus for every 45 days I keep the gig, which should push it to $150 by the end of the year. And I jumped at the chance.

The Delta variant has led Ohio to re-implement a mask mandate. Before the state acted many school districts were acting on their own. And as a district passed a mandate I informed the staff I would not be returning. And yet I worked every day. These school boards didn’t realize the issue they were causing on a daily basis at most schools. All they wanted was to be seen by their constituency as DOING something. Leaving the hapless staffs, faculty and students to take the brunt of the damage from their decision. I was prepared to go back to driving to supplement the missing schools when a) the state mandate was issued and b) this gig appeared.

Incentives motivated my daily school choice. Incentives nearly drove me from subbing. And incentives offered by School B kept me in their classrooms and helped them deal with a shortage. But apparently some high placed elected folks don’t seem to realize that incentives DO matter and that we respond to them.

Still giggin’

Just not as much. And fwiw I consider subbing as gig work. Early September several school boards voted to impose mask mandates. I informed those schools I would not be working there until that was lifted. Keep in mind NONE of these schools have ENOUGH subs. They’re shuttling kids into study halls when they’re understaffed. Teachers aren’t happy. Kids aren’t happy. Administrators aren’t happy. And the school boards don’t care because they’ve staved off the Evil Virus. Then the COUNTY implemented one. So I no longer go to those schools in Franklin County. And I’m still working every day. In Fairfield and Licking County. And they are HAPPY about it. So there’s that.

Not driving as much of course. An hour here or there after school. Even though it pays better! And Lyft has been throwing some HUGE streak bonuses. And lots of them. Of course they have their hands full as well. Prop. 22, the gig worker exemption for Uber and Lyft, is ruled unconstitutional by Alameda County Superior Court judge.

California’s ‘Landmark’ Labor Law Is Still Wreaking Economic Havoc

There are two kinds of ride-share drivers …

Those of us who use the platforms for what they ARE …. and those who bought tickets to a football game and, upon attending, are upset that they aren’t playing badminton.

Had a very nice passenger this week who told me of a “work stoppage” in Florida recently over the PRO Act. Drivers would take rides, start to the pickup, then cancel. Hotel and airport employees confirmed that this was happening. Those are the drivers that want Uber, Lyft et al to be something it isn’t. And they’re not ingratiating themselves to those of us who use the platforms more or less as designed. Wanna make more money? Design your own damned platform or get another gig. But stop pissing in MY cornflakes.

THEY DO BETTER WHEN AVERAGE AMERICANS DO WORSE: it’s kind of a Donk trademark.

WE JUST GOT PROOF THAT UBER HAS SAVED THOUSANDS OF LIVES: Surprising NO ONE. And we can’t let THAT keep going, now CAN we?

and a couple unrelated posts that y’all aughta read regardless, with Ohio schools cranking back up in the coming weeks:

How All My Politically Correct Bones Were Broken (my old syllabus advised students that I was a walking trigger warning.)

I intend to remain ever vigilant and will NOT be returning to schools shoveling this horse-hockey: I’m A Middle School Teacher And See How Critical Race Curriculum Is Creating Racial Hostility In School.

A bunch of stuff that happened

The past is what happened. History is is what we decide to pass on about what happens. That includes deciding what was important (Martin Luther) and what wasn’t (the 1321 Leper’s Plot.) Now that Leper’s plot is fascinating and the would make a pretty good movie these days but it’s just not worth 15 minutes in a middle or high school survey class. That’s where we should be hitting the high points, the prime movers, they things that lead to the next things. It’s why we discuss Archduke Franz Ferdinand but most people can’t tell you crap about the Black Hand.

And then there’s this 1619 thing. In one sentence: It is nothing short of preposterous to claim that an obscure (if admittedly heinous) one-day commercial transaction — involving two or three white males in a tiny Virginia hamlet a century and a half before (!) the founding of a nation — is more reflective of said nation and of an entire people than the 15-to-20-year era of strife and quarrels including a continent-wide war (the American Revolution along with its attendant historical documents, the Declaration of Independence and the Constitution), which concerned every single one of its (then) two and a half million inhabitants, as well as the power structure of the entire Western world.  

So someone explain this to me:  “Biden Administration Offers Grants to Teach Children ‘1619 Project,’ Inherent Racism Central to U.S.“ It’s already become muddled enough. I spent two weeks in a MS history classroom in the Before Times. They were studying the beginnings of the American war for Independence. Intolerable Acts, Tea Party, Sons of Liberty, Paul Revere, Battles of Lexington and Concord (Shot heard ’round the world?)? One paragraph. And then there were pages of “check the box” stuff. Sybil Ludington gets a ‘graph. “Indians” get a page. As did slaves. Fort Ticonderoga? Valley Forge? Mentioned in passing. An attempt to delve into the military strategy behind the war in the Acela corridor but nothing about Francis Marion or the Green Mountain Boys. Imagine taking a HUGE list of people, places and topics pertaining to the subject, writing each on a marble, throwing ALL the marbles into a bucket, drawing out a fistful, giving them each equal treatment, then moving on to the War of 1812.

And it’s not getting any better. Stanley Kurtz at National Review puts a new Biden administration proposed rule under the microscope and finds a new variant of the Critical Race Theory (CRT) cancer – public school civics classes.

Mary Grabar: American History Is Being Falsified to Sow Political Division.

The version of history the left/academia are serving up is the kind of history you’d impose on a conquered people whose will you were trying to break.

Parents ARE beginning to push back. Parents Revolt After Texas’s No. 1 School District Tries To Institutionalize Racism It just needs to be in more places than Texas, because the coastal elites view them as bitter clingers anyway. New York is getting some of it. Those who can are voting with their feet. Black Parent Compares Critical Race Theory to KKK Intimidation Tactics.

Districts are not taking this laying down however: School District Tells Principals To Create Fake Curriculum To Send Parents After Complaints Of Indoctrination. Here’s a good starting point for those who oppose. How to Fight Critical Race Theory | City Journal.

Virginia School Board Shuts Down Parent’s Objections To Racist Indoctrination

Other stuff:

Agitators Get Dirty To Push Institutional Racism In Texas’s No. 1 School District

Parents organizing across US against ‘dangerous’ critical race theory in classrooms: Former professor. “What they are doing with the critical race theory is pure indoctrination.”

THIS one was fun, albeit non-binding: Arizona School Board Flees from Concerned Parents, Parents Elect New Board.